So yesterday a wasp flew into my room and just hasn't left. I'm allergic so I don't want to get near that thing, and neither does anyone else, but I don't want it here so what should I do. I might just pack and leave. Bye family see you next week, lol.

 

Yep , pack up n leave.
It's obviously an attack wasp ,
and a serious threat.
None of the other 117 options would make any sense at all.

If you slept at all since it arrived ,
you should go get tested for the ibindum virus.

 

Broom...if truly scared, wasp spray(kill from ten feet away, messy)....or get your girlfriend to kill it.

 

Get a Catholic priest to perform an exorcism. WASPs don't like Catholics, especially the Klan members.

 

1. Open window.
2. Put jar lid with sugar water out side.
3. When WASP goes to get her a drink, close window.
4. Because there is always a fourth.
5. Send me $500.00 in US funds for consultantion fee.
6. Damn River Dance Bitches.

 

Why don't you just tell it you are allergic and ask it to leave ... now that would be a good talker, lol.

And then stab it with your Epi pen while it's distracted.

 

start a big fire in the middle of the room....wasp dont like smoke...

 

These ideas seem legit

 

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Get a big cup and a piece of cardboard...put the cup over it then slide the cardboard under the cup then release it outside! Wasps get rid of flies. If you lived close enough, I'd take care of it for you.

 

no wasp will hang around something like this....

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Shoo the wasp out with a broom, gently, I have done this. I too have allergies to wasp stings, but they must be at a very low level, since 12, I think. I take care, even with yellowjackets! aagh, (they are useful to our ecosystem), and its extremely rare, for them to sting (me anyway) if you are not Too aggressive with them
Newspapers work too, herd them out a window or door.

 

It's one of those territorial types sadly.

 

I suggest low yield nuclear weaponry.

Hush....an alias

 

There are no problems that cannot be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.

Plus they're fun!

 

Wasps suck, especially when you have allergies. Now you gotta break out the hairspray-flamethrower

 

Hmm.

 

Any spray product can drown him. Glass cleaner, air freshener spray, etc.

 

Just shoot the wasp with your fully automatic pussy!
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Not getting my hands dirty, I'll put a contract out on em instead.