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  1. tkm953

    tkm953 Porn Star

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    A female blue crab can only mate when she is soft,and the male blue crab has two penises
     
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  2. Rixer

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    When the Spanish first started exploring the West Coast, they thought California was an island.
    Early mapmakers began labeling the “island” as California, the name of a mythical island in a book called Las Sergas de Esplandián, written by Montalvo. The book was part of a popular series of Spanish romance stories.
    In the book, the mythical California was ruled by Queen Califa and populated only with female warriors who carried gold weapons. They even harness their animals in gold because it is the only mineral on the island.
    300 years later they discovered gold in California so it's kind of ironic.;)
     
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      !!!!the cannibal women of the avacado forest!!
       
      shootersa, Feb 23, 2019
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      Now we know the rest of the story . Very interesting . Thanks for that info Rixer
       
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  3. Dobharchu

    Dobharchu Porn Star Banned!

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    A circle of one metre circumference around a black hole can have a radius of as many hundreds of thousands of kilometres as you like. Just feed the thing a few suns.
     
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  4. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Caribou out number the people in Alaska. says Snapple bottle lid
    This is wrong blame Snapple
     
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      enfranchise the caribou .... can they do much worse ?
       
      clive pickering, Feb 24, 2019
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  5. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    This is the worlds largest rock tumbler.
    [​IMG]
     
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      Earth is the third Rock . Used to love that tv show
       
      Truthful 1, Feb 25, 2019
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  6. HungryDATM

    HungryDATM I am Hell, a Miracle overloaded

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    During the San Francisco fire of 1906, there were 3 men who managed to make it to the hotel roof alive....the building, along with every one in the immediate vicinity, was completely engulfed in flames......there was no way to save them so a military officer ordered police to shoot them rather than watch them burn alive....
     
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      Cant really say thats a bad thing actually...
       
      Bitsman, Mar 12, 2019
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  7. slutwolf

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    Estimated ?
    given he died 800 years ago , and had 12 spouse/wives , and probably started breeding near 850 years ago ,
    it's probably not at all remarkable.

    My grandfather , who was one of 12 children , had about 20 descendants by the 50 year mark , even with declining birth rates.
    So extrapolate that , and each could have another 20 in the next 50 years.
    That would equal 400 .

    So then each of those 400 , each could produce another , 400 in the next 100 years.
    = 160,000
    in only 200 years

    Any way you look at it , the number of people that could possibly be related to you in , 800 years , is phenominal .

    Imagine if you were male who had 12 wives.

    Actually , given Mongolia only has a population of about 3 million ,
    the only remarkable thing is ,
    that they are not all related to him by now :)

    Even at only 5 breeding offspring per 100 years ,
    he would have over 390,000 related descendants by now.

    Amazing how many people around the world we all must be related to huh
     
    1. clive pickering
      so, this is why you always come across as so broad-minded and generally inclusive ....
       
      clive pickering, Feb 24, 2019
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  8. slutwolf

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    Yes , and if the scientific community is right ,
    millions we will never ever see ,
    because the universe is expanding faster than the speed of light ,
    which means.
    their light never even gets back to their starting point .

    Others will just disappear , as they went beyond that point.
    wherever it is , or was

    Makes you wonder.

    How many stars would we have been able to see a billion years ago
    (if we'd been here)

    Added to that , if a star is a thousand light years away , we can only see it as it was 1,000 years ago.
    Is it still even there now ?

    Once again , we don't know what we don't know ,
    so we can never be sure about what we think we do know , about so many things.

    (and just think , Voyager our furthest away
    and fastest and furthest traveled object/machine ,
    will take about 40,000 years before it passes its first other sun ,
    all be it , millions of miles away from it )
    and our last ice age ended only about 10,000 years ago.
    Remember that ?
    :)
     
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  9. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Which is one good reason to really understand fractals
     
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  10. clive pickering

    clive pickering Porn Star

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    the first ever woman voted into the british houses of parliament (commons) was constance markievicz
    she didn't take her seat as she was a sinn fein representative
     
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  11. fakenews

    fakenews Newcumer

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    The pirate thing blew my mind. Makes sense I guess
     
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  12. steve_vme

    steve_vme The truth seeker

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    the human eye perceives black and white before color
     
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  13. $ir Enety

    $ir Enety Sex Lover

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    Pyramid's aren't mentioned in the Bible!
     
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      Lots of things aren't mentioned in the Bible.

      Probably the most notable omission ,
      is the Gospel of Jesus and Mary ,
      almost certainly including the fact that Mary was Jesus wife ,
      and an original deciple.

      They didn't fit the patriarchal power base of the Holly Roman Empire , and were expunged.
      Replaced by rumor that Mary was a prostitute.
      Fortunately , they missed a few ancient scraps , which still exist.
      (it says something about Christianity , that these injustices have still never been acknowledged , let alone corrected ,
      and child abuse by clergy is currently front n center of news)
       
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  14. Wazzaox

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    Sia is beautiful x
     
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  15. tkm953

    tkm953 Porn Star

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    A female orangutan will have sex with a number of males,in the area where she lives.She does this,not to be promiscuous,but to insure when her baby is playing in the canopy,the males will not harm them.If a male she has had sex with,comes across the offspring,he will recognize the scent of the mother,remember he had sex with her,and assume the baby is his,since males control about 100 miles of canopy to each territory,this gives her baby a very large territory to roam in relative safely.
     
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      Very interesting .
       
      Truthful 1, Feb 25, 2019
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  16. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Earth is the only Plane . That doesn't have a Greek name . Did i get that right ?
     
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      Or Roman name lol I left that out
       
      Truthful 1, Feb 25, 2019
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      the information you need is in
      ur anus
      so all you need to do to find out
      is look up it
       
      slutwolf, Feb 26, 2019
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      The Snapple cap only has so much room .
       
      Truthful 1, Feb 26, 2019
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  17. Rixer

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    A former campaign worker for Trump, Alva Johnson, filed a lawsuit against Trump for kissing her on the side of the mouth without permission. She's seeking unspecified damages for emotional pain and suffering......
    You heard it here.;)
     
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  18. HungryDATM

    HungryDATM I am Hell, a Miracle overloaded

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    When you die, one of only 3 things happens....either someone watches you die, your dead body is discovered by someone, or you are never found....
     
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  19. freethinker

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    In the US, four times as many people die from bee stings than from snake bites.
     
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  20. jdowney

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    Russia didn’t consider beer to be alcohol until 2011. It was previously classified as a soft drink.
     
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      Im with Russia .
       
      Truthful 1, Feb 26, 2019
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      Probably because they drink Vodka for breakfast
       
      1 Toy Maker, Mar 5, 2019